Not easy being Gnome

Not Easy Being Gnome
by Robert G Parent

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Its not easy being a Gnome
you can't even reach
the door knob or the remote
to turn off wrastling on Scifi

Its not easy being a Gnome
the only link left
in Special Unit 2
the abuses from humans

Its not easy being Gnome
being the butt of jokes
the abuses from humans
and a fire hydrant for dogs

Its not easy being Gnome
having that roaming idiot
representing your race
I know how the Geico caveman feels

Its not easy being a Gnome
( dramatic pause )
Its not easy being a Gnome
mother fackers
I'm not only a Gnome
but the 5th Cyclon
and I'm coming for you